The tabloids were merciless. For weeks after the botched wedding, there was one story or the other about me, Gloria, Ossy and Yomi in every print and online tabloid and blog possible. Comedians used us as skits for their event promos. It was real bad. And trust Nollywood, within two weeks of the event, there was a movie out, complete with a poster of a reenactment of my scream on my knees at the church. They titled it βLove Screamβ. Someone needs to do something about Nollywood. Really.
I had to pretend to the world I had known absolutely nothing about Yomiβs sexuality. That was the only way I salvaged my respectability. In fact, some people actually came to console me and tell me sorry. See en, when people are going through stuff, just leave them alone sometimes. Sorry my Yoruba ass.
Yomi left the country and no one could reach him. Not that I tried, but his family kept asking if I had heard from him or could reach him. They were genuinely afraid and were indeed nice people. They didnβt know I knew about him, so they kept trying to be good to me, trying to compensate me for the way their son had deceived me. I played along. Better that way than the other way I guess.
Gloria and Ossy have been asking for forgiveness. Again itβs that heart thing. They keep saying they were trying to make up for their previous mistake, trying to make sure they didnβt keep silent again while I walked into a trap. I could see their intentions were genuine and all, but couldnβt they have chosen a less disastrous way to βsaveβ me? Gloria is a woman like me, and has been one of my closest friends for years. Even if Ossy didnβt understand how disastrous their actions would be to a fellow woman, how could Gloria not understand? So my head keeps telling me to forgive them, but my heart bluntly refuses to do anything of that nature (influenced by the fact that they are happily married and Iβm still carrying my fatherβs surname plus Glo is preggy for Ossy now). Abi if you were in my shoes, would you?
Since I had taken a long leave for the wedding, I didnβt have to go to work immediately and so had time to just be by myself in my house. Thankfully, I didnβt resign at Yomiβs prompting based on his promise of endless money. I would have felt worse if I didnβt have my job to look forward to going back to. Toke was my friend through the time and she made sure amongst other things that I was eating, didnβt strangle or drug myself to death, burn down my house or call assassins to go after Glo and Ossy. The funny thing is, now that this Yomi wedding brouhaha was over, I felt more at peace than Iβd been in a long time. In retrospect, I would really have been miserable in that marriage. Truth is, Iβm still a romantic at heart, and could never really be happy in those circumstances.
I went through the whole βIβm so done with menβ cycle, to the βIβll just have a kid for some random manβ phase and then back to the βwhen will my own comeβ phase. By the time I was at this phase, Toke and my mum were satisfied that I wasnβt suicidal and would get over the disappointment and still marry. Prior to that, I had been closely monitored and kept away from sharp objects and medicine bottles.
One of the ways I deal with disappointment is to get something new as if to tell myself I deserve good stuff even if life was trying to say otherwise. I acquired a tear rubber 2012 Honda CRV in this period. Big girl, big toy, I canβt shout. (and if you donβt think a CRV is big enough, snap and send your car pix #yimu)
My leave and the commensurate insulation from the world soon ended and resumption day at work came. I had dreaded this moment for so long and had rehearsed it in my mind severally until I had each detail planned out. Determined to look every inch unfazed, I poured all my energies into looking good. And dayum, I looked good. I did not fail to notice that a few heads turned when I parked my sleek toy and stepped out.
Β I made up my mind to enjoy life everyday and not kill myself about marrying, quoting Sefi Attahβs book title, Everything good will come.
So I was pleasantly surprised when I got back from lunch that day and met a bouquet of flowers with a note on my table. Hereβs what it said
βYouβre a masterpiece, the epitome of beautyβ.
I appreciated the gesture (yes, everyone likes to feel like the epitome of beauty even if you know itβs a wash), but really didnβt take it seriously. Over dramatics of any kind were not in my agenda at the moment. I didnβt even bother to mention it to Toke when she came around. It was that insignificant to me. We watched old episodes of Ally Macbeal and she crashed at mine.
Next day, I unconsciously expected to see flowers and co on my table when I got back from lunch. Nothing! Looooooong hiss, see me already anticipating. It was on the second day I inquired about Ossy, as I hadnβt seen him since resumption. I was told he had left the company for banking. Whatever, it was better not to have to deal with him. The moment I entered the car park, I notice a bright red gift bag on top of my car. I was already internally abusing the person that used my new car as a table when I saw it had my name on it. Forgetting that Boko Haram is threatening everyone, I quickly looked into the bag. In it were the loveliest pair of silver Louboutin shoes Iβve ever seen. This person must know I love shoes. Kai! When I brought the shoes out of the bag, a note fell out of them. It had another message on it
βYou are my centerpiece, Iβll build my world around youβ.
This guy knows Oyin is a poet o, what kind of attack is this now? Itβs as if the guy had taken time to study me and was hitting at my weak spots. I didnβt want to open up to anyone so soon after my last saga, the tabloids and blogs would have a field day. Plus Iβm not a fan of stealth tactics. If you like me, oju lβoro wa.
These days, I canβt wait to go home after work, so I headed straight home. When I got home, I quickly took pictures and sent to Toke, giving her the meat of the gist. Trust the nonsense girl, she came up with all manner of conspiracy theories. I really think she should begin to write for some TV series, cos the girlβs imagination is on fertility drugs. She can know how to think up scenarios that all you will say is Tokeeeeeeeeeeeee! In the end, we had a good laugh and agreed I shouldnβt take the fellow seriously until he showed his face.
Next day, nothing at lunch, nothing at my car when I was leaving. I thought this guy had run out of ideas. Then I got to my gate and guess what I sawβ¦ a mannequin fully dressed, from sunshades to scarf to belt and even shoes beside it. Omo, this person knew my house. That was beginning to sound like a stalker, but do we have those in Naija? Or was it Yomi playing games ni? I quickly took pictures (making sure my gate and house number showed) and sent it to Toke. Seemed she was busy, no response, cos normal her would have called for the gist if she had seen the pix. This person was doing things that would definitely get my attention in a way that would trip me. I wanted to find out which one line poetry he had written this time and I moved the mannequin in and frisked it. Nothing. I couldnβt believe how disappointed I was. Why prince charming fall my hand now? mtchew. I decided to undress the mannequin and keep the clothes in the car for the drycleaner, while the mannequin stayed outside (Iβm definitely not wearing them, would give them to charity. Love juju tinz). The note was handwritten across its chest β
βmy cornerpiece, you bring it all togetherβ.
Thursday, and I was up bright and early. My BB was blinking and Toke must have pinged me like hundred times for the gist. I filled her in on my drive to work. We both agreed our guy who we shall label Mr. Poet was getting more interesting. I spent a bit of the workday wondering what he would come up with today. He didnβt disappoint.
When I got back from lunch, there was a gift card on my table for a pampering session at an exclusive Spa on Ligali Ayorinde. Accompanying it were two notes. One teased me about going straight home everyday and asked me to go to the spa for a change. The one I really wanted to see, the poem read
βMy choicepiece, I chose youβ.
Men, this guy was good. It wasnβt the gifts that got me, itβs the poetry. Together, they read like this
βYouβre a masterpiece, the epitome of beauty
Youβre my centerpiece, Iβll build my world around you
My cornerpiece, you bring it all together
My choicepiece, I chose youβ
Kilodem! I was more than curious to know who this mystery guy was.
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