We both shrieked along, me in delight, and Glo in shock, turning my living room into one big shriek fest, at 11:30pm. When the shrieking had died down, Toke bid us farewell with a βheβs coming, gotta go, weβre about to celebrateβ, and hung up. She actually said the last line #inWaconzyVoice
Almost as soon as Toke hung up, a text message came into my phone. I quickly opened it, thinking it was some follow up gist. I was pleasantly surprised when I saw a message from Hawt Pastor, asking that I ensure I did not miss church for any reason the next day, since it had been so long ago he had seen me in church.
Once I had finished reading the sms, I turned to Gloria βIβm listeningβ¦β
βIt was like three years ago, and it wasnβt anything serious. I was in UK, and met him at a party. As you have experienced, he has a way with words and gestures. Things got crazy and it was a one night thing. I never thought I was ever going to see him again in my life, ever. There was no way I would ever have know he would end up as the love of my best friendβs life. Absolutely no wayβ.
I sat on the edge of the chair, as I realized the dilemma Gloria was going through.
βPlease do not tell Tokeβ, she begged βsheβs so happy with him and I donβt want to be the one that ruins everyoneβs joy every time. Your wedding and now this.β
While what Gloria was saying made sense at a certain level, she was forgetting something βwhat if he tells her first? And if he had met you before, why didnβt he say so. And why would he propose to her right after meeting you?β I asked βI think it would be better if she finds out from one of us than him. Thatβs going to look real bad and it will be more difficult to let her know it was just a foolishness of the past. She can decide if she wants to go on, knowing what she knows. He obviously hasnβt told her so she can make her decision to marry him. We need to give her the opportunity to make an informed decision. Otherwise weβll be making the same mistake Ossy made when he didnβt give me full disclosure about Yomiβs sexualityβ.
She shook her head vigorously βNo, heβs not going to tell her anything. From what Iβve seen, he genuinely loves her and wouldnβt want to hurt her that wayβ. Then she took my hands in hers and looked me square in the face βyou must not mention this to her, ever. Oyin, you have to promise me. You must promise me, for Tokeβs sake!β I was silent. βPromise!β she repeated. I nodded my head in agreement, hoping I would never have reason to regret the promise I had just made to Gloria.
The next day, I went to church again after a long time. Hawt Pastor had texted me earlier to remind me that I should not miss church for any reason. After the wedding thing, in which I had deliberately chosen not to follow his (sound) advice, our relationship had been sort of frayed. So I was surprised when I woke up that morning and saw his second sms. I really didnβt have much to do anyways, Gloria was going to see her mum and since Toke was still cooped up with Mr. Oga, I wasnβt expecting her back anytime soon. So rather than stay at home and cradle a bottle of JC Leroux, I decided to go to church.
I decided on a very comfy look for church. Jeans, flats, top and a jacket. Nothing elaborate, nothing gengen, I really couldnβt be bothered. If I had any other interesting option of what to do, I would probably not have gone to church that day.
But all that changed when I got to church and the service started. I have missed my church. The praise and worship was heavenly and the congregation was on point as usual. Everything gelled like a well rehearsed concert, the way CD John of blessed memory describes Island church services. One interesting thing though; I could pick out all the ladies who had come to church hoping to find husbands by casual observation. There was something about their dressing, the overstated alleluias and something else I just couldnβt place a name on. In a way, it was so obvious, it was funny. If I could see it this easily, wouldnβt it be so damn easy for the men to see it just as easily? I wonder, I just wonder. Just a few months ago, I was exactly like that, I thought ruefully. My recent experiences and heartaches have matured me sha (Oyin, clap for yourself).
As the service played out, my mind couldnβt help racing over various reasons why Hawt Pastor wanted to see me. As soon as the service was over, one of the fine ushers came and informed me that the pastor would be having a meeting with the building committee and after which he would see me. She handed me a note personally written by the Hawt Pastor himself. βIβd like to finish all business before seeing you, as I would like this meeting to be very private. Iβll make the meetings very brief. Thanksβ. I fiddled with my BB for a bit and read status updates, then went through my timeline on twitter and then my FB wall. By the time I had gone through this, the church had emptied. This time I waited, instead of rushing up and forming pastorβs special convert (claps for herself again internally. Okay, I watch waaaay too much Ally Mcbeal). A few moments later, the same usher came back and informed me that the pastor would now see me. I followed her through rows of seats and up the stage stairs towards the office area. She asked me if I knew my way to the office and I nodded a yes. She then left me. I kept wondering what was going on. She had obviously been instructed to allow me come on my own. I am not paranoid, but after all sorts of things we have read, e reach to think these things.
Anyway, I kept going and knocked lightly when I got to the door. Hawt Pastorβs familiar baritone came through βCome in Oyinβ.
As I made to open the door, my phone rang. It was Toke. I wondered why she was calling me now. I would return her call when I was done here.
βOyin are you there?β he called out, his voice closer to the door now. The door opened before I could get it, and Hawt Pastor stood before me, sleeves rolled up, tie lose, but still with the rugged hotness that made him Hawt. βHi Oyinβ, he cooed βwould you come in please?β Toke called again and I quickly turned off the ringer.
An SMS came into my phone, and I surmised it was from Toke. βCan I quickly check this?β I asked him as he still blocked the doorway. He nodded and I checked Tokeβs SMS. It was short, but it felt like a punch to my face
βGloria has slept with my fiancΓ©β
I let out an βOh my Godβ.
