An igbo girl.Mami: Why an igbo girl, what happened to Funke?Ayo: Mami, Funke and I part ways long ago, her name is Adaobi.Mami: Lai Lai! You won’t get married to an igbo girl ooo.Ayo: Why Mami, what happened to me marrying one?Mami: Don’t you know that igbo girls are not good people, they are bad. You will not ooo and I won’t allow it.Ayo: Ah! Mami , there is nothing you or anyone can do about it because I have already made up my mind.Mami: That mind that you have made up, can still be changed, after all you haven’t married her.Ayo: But you haven’t given me any reason to change my mind. Okay, what is your reason?Mami: Igbo people like money too much, they can even kill their people just for it.Ayo: Is that all?Mami: Don’t you know that the girl you want to marry is only after your money? After they have finished sucking you dry, they will kill you and inherit all your properties.Ayo: Hahahahaha, Mami, not everybody is like that and you watch too much naija moviesMami: Says who? I am telling you what I know or am I not your mother again?Ayo: you are.Mami: Am I not the one that carried you nine months in my tommy?Ayo: You are.Mami: have I ever lied to you?Ayo: No Mami.Mami: Then you have to listen to whatever I say to you, I will not bury my son or daughter before my time ooo, you will not marry her.Ayo: How can you say such a thing when you do not even know her yourself, she is a nice person ooo.Mami: Why won’t she be nice when you are a rich man, all girls are nice once they perceive that.Ayo: Mami Please, I have made up my mind.Mami: Against your mothers will?Ayo: I am sorry Mami but yes.Mami: okay then, if that is what you will say but don’t say I didn’t warn you ooo.Ayo: ‘It won’t come to that’ he said stubbornly.Mami: I have told you my own ooo.Ayo: I have heard.Mami: seeing that Ayo has made up his mind, decided to let it go ‘When is she coming to visit me?Ayo: Wow Mami, are you saying you have agreed?Mami: Don’t ask me that question my friend, when is she coming to visit me or are we not important again?Ayo: Thanks Mami he hugged her ‘I will bring her to you one of these day’s.Mami: Good for I will be waiting to see her.Ayo: ‘Thanks Mami’ he said again.==While Adoabi was still with her family in the village for she came to pay them a visit. Chidi and Chigozie were happy that she will soon be getting married.Chidi: When Papa told us, we were very happy.Adaobi: Really?Chigozie: Of course. At least you will have somebody to take care of you a little.Adoabi: Thanks guys, I am very happy. What else did Papa tell you guys?Chidi: Nothing else just that your suitor will soon be coming.Chigozie: Where is he from?Adobi: He is from Ekiti State.Chidi: Wow! So you want to get married to Yoruba man?Adaobi: Yes, is anything wrong with that?Chidi: Nothing oooo, it’s just that they like party too much and are dirty people.Adaobi: Hhahaahaha who told you that?Chigozie: That’s what people say or aren’t they?Adaobi: Well, it depends and you do know that some igbo people too are dirty.Chidi: Yes but their own is extreme.Adaobi: Hahahahaha chidi, you won’t kill me.Chigozie: but it is true that they like party too much isn’t it?Adaobi: Well, I won’t argue with that because the man I want to get married to like Party too much.Chigozie: it means that your wedding will be big, naming ceremony a big party will be thrown, child dedication, party too. Even baby showers and bachelor eve party too.Adaobi: I do not know about that until we get there, you know I am not a party freak.Chigozie: if his family likes it, you will have to adopt.Adaobi: You are right sha.Chidi: Do you love him?Adaobi: Yes I do.Chigozie: What is his name?Adaobi: His name is Ayo.Question: Is it true Ibos can’t play with money like eeehh while Yorubas no fit ignore owambe party like kilode? LOLAn igbo girl.Mami: Why an igbo girl, what happened to Funke?Ayo: Mami, Funke and I part ways long ago, her name is Adaobi.Mami: Lai Lai! You won’t get married to an igbo girl ooo.Ayo: Why Mami, what happened to me marrying one?Mami: Don’t you know that igbo girls are not good people, they are bad. You will not ooo and I won’t allow it.Ayo: Ah! Mami , there is nothing you or anyone can do about it because I have already made up my mind.Mami: That mind that you have made up, can still be changed, after all you haven’t married her.Ayo: But you haven’t given me any reason to change my mind. Okay, what is your reason?Mami: Igbo people like money too much, they can even kill their people just for it.Ayo: Is that all?Mami: Don’t you know that the girl you want to marry is only after your money? After they have finished sucking you dry, they will kill you and inherit all your properties.Ayo: Hahahahaha, Mami, not everybody is like that and you watch too much naija moviesMami: Says who? I am telling you what I know or am I not your mother again?Ayo: you are.Mami: Am I not the one that carried you nine months in my tommy?Ayo: You are.Mami: have I ever lied to you?Ayo: No Mami.Mami: Then you have to listen to whatever I say to you, I will not bury my son or daughter before my time ooo, you will not marry her.Ayo: How can you say such a thing when you do not even know her yourself, she is a nice person ooo.Mami: Why won’t she be nice when you are a rich man, all girls are nice once they perceive that.Ayo: Mami Please, I have made up my mind.Mami: Against your mothers will?Ayo: I am sorry Mami but yes.Mami: okay then, if that is what you will say but don’t say I didn’t warn you ooo.Ayo: ‘It won’t come to that’ he said stubbornly.Mami: I have told you my own ooo.Ayo: I have heard.Mami: seeing that Ayo has made up his mind, decided to let it go ‘When is she coming to visit me?Ayo: Wow Mami, are you saying you have agreed?Mami: Don’t ask me that question my friend, when is she coming to visit me or are we not important again?Ayo: Thanks Mami he hugged her ‘I will bring her to you one of these day’s.Mami: Good for I will be waiting to see her.Ayo: ‘Thanks Mami’ he said again.==While Adoabi was still with her family in the village for she came to pay them a visit. Chidi and Chigozie were happy that she will soon be getting married.Chidi: When Papa told us, we were very happy.Adaobi: Really?Chigozie: Of course. At least you will have somebody to take care of you a little.Adoabi: Thanks guys, I am very happy. What else did Papa tell you guys?Chidi: Nothing else just that your suitor will soon be coming.Chigozie: Where is he from?Adobi: He is from Ekiti State.Chidi: Wow! So you want to get married to Yoruba man?Adaobi: Yes, is anything wrong with that?Chidi: Nothing oooo, it’s just that they like party too much and are dirty people.Adaobi: Hhahaahaha who told you that?Chigozie: That’s what people say or aren’t they?Adaobi: Well, it depends and you do know that some igbo people too are dirty.Chidi: Yes but their own is extreme.Adaobi: Hahahahaha chidi, you won’t kill me.Chigozie: but it is true that they like party too much isn’t it?Adaobi: Well, I won’t argue with that because the man I want to get married to like Party too much.Chigozie: it means that your wedding will be big, naming ceremony a big party will be thrown, child dedication, party too. Even baby showers and bachelor eve party too.Adaobi: I do not know about that until we get there, you know I am not a party freak.Chigozie: if his family likes it, you will have to adopt.Adaobi: You are right sha.Chidi: Do you love him?Adaobi: Yes I do.Chigozie: What is his name?Adaobi: His name is Ayo.Question: Is it true Ibos can’t play with money like eeehh while Yorubas no fit ignore owambe party like kilode? LOL
